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Okay, I am just on a cute binge this month, as after the "chocolate" story, here comes this ferret!draco comedy smut piece. At least, I think it's funny. I guess between bondage and malfoycest fics I like to lighten the mood...

Title: Draco the Wonder Ferret
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ravenna_c_tan
Rating: NC-17
Prompt Set: 50.1 from the [livejournal.com profile] 100quills fest
Prompt: Wonder
Word Count: 2600
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Ferret!draco
Disclaimer: I wrote this fanfic for completely non-commercial enjoyment. All characters are not mine and are copyrighted and trademarked by their owners/publishers.
Summary: How Draco Malfoy weaseled his way into Harry Potter's house.
A/N: A gift fic for [livejournal.com profile] ravengirl76 who requested ferret!draco H/D. I've never written ferret!draco before, and didn't think I would, but what else was I going to do with the "wonder" prompt? It seemed a natural fit...

(click if you love furry!draco)
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Things that drive HP slash writers (or at least me) to distraction:

1. Just how many layers of robes does Snape wear? Would it take so long to get through them that I need to invent a disrobing charm?

2. Where the heck do Harry's glasses end up during sex, anyway? And wasn't someone holding a wand?

3. Is the Dark Mark visible all the time or only at certain times? And if it's visible, do I have to mention it or can I just ignore it?

4. Is there anything in the canon that would make a decent lube, or do I have to use a lubrication charm? (Bundimun secretion, eww!)

5. Now that Voldemort is reborn in physical form, are his genitals as different as his face?

6. Is it a cliché to have Sirius and Lupin do it doggie-style?

7. Is Draco blond all the way down and is it obligatory to mention freckles in any Weasley-centric fic?

8. Is it cheating to write that Silencing Charms can be put on bed curtains, or is it waaaay too nitpicky to point out that in canon only living things can be Silenced?

9. What if Snape's hair really is just greasy?

10. And dammit, I still haven't figured out where Harry's glasses are.

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