Five Things, more than five times

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All right, there are so many Draco-lovers in my f-list that it shouldn't surprise anyone that this is a very Draco-centric set of "Five Things" answers.

For sorchar
The Five Things Draco Malfoy Would Rather Emasculate Himself With a Dull Quill Than Do
1. Tell Lucius what he really thinks of the Dark Mark. (Terribly gauche.)
2. Be in a room alone with Fenrir Greyback.
3. Visit his Aunt Bellatrix in Azkaban.
4. Admit to Harry that he was wrong about Severus.
5. Admit to Severus he was wrong about Harry.


For strigoia
Five Scandals You Won't Find in the Daily Prophet
1. "Malfoy Heir Elopes With Prince of Monaco"
2. "Puddlemere Keeper Snape-Evans Love Child!"
3. "Dumbledore Alive and Well in Graceland: Faked Death for 'Well-deserved Vacation'"
4. "Youngest Weasley Sour Grapes! Says Potter 'wee.'"
5. "Harry Potter In Horse Porn Play!"


For jameschick
Five Things Snape Never Wanted To Know About Draco and Harry's Sex Life

1. When Draco really wants to get Harry going, all he has to do is put on his "potions master" voice.

2. Harry's teeth are sharper than they look, or at least they seem that way to Draco when Harry nibbles his nipples.

3. Harry will cocktease Draco until Draco will say "Gryffindor deserved the House Cup!"

4. Even then, sometimes Harry will hold out until Draco adds "And I never liked Blaise Zabini! Really I didn't! Now do it, already!"

5. Draco meows like a cat when Harry tilts his hips just so...


For lilliputian722
Five Things Draco Did at the Weasley's Christmas Party

1. Ignored Ginny Weasley, whose ire at Draco's "stealing" Harry had not abated one bit in the previous three years.

2. Failed to realize that bottle labeled Ogden's Old Firewhiskey was actually being used by the twins to store their new, experimental product "Life-of-the-Party Libido-Loosening Liquor."

3. Made a pass at Fred--or was it George?--under the mistletoe and wondered why he and Harry had never had a threesome (or foursome).

4. Woke up outside on the grass with his hair slightly singed from Harry's hex.

5. Remembered Harry's chest monster.


For rubymiene
Five things Draco will never admit to Harry
1. That he suspects that Harry and Cedric had something going on in fourth year.
2. That he still feels a little jealous about it, even now.
3. And that's even though Draco let Krum suck him off behind the broom shed in a fit of pique about it.
4. Oh god, he let Krum suck him off behind the broom shed.
5. And he liked it.


For anthimaeria
Sorry, I could only come up with three of your five requests! I'll ponder the other two, though...

The Five Sweetest Things Draco Ever Did For Harry
1. Opened his eyes.
2. Opened his mind.
3. Opened his mouth.
4. Opened his legs.
5. Opened his heart.


Five Places at Hogwarts Where Harry and Draco Have Had Sex
1. Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.
2. The Astronomy Tower.
3. The kitchens.
4. The Hufflepuff Common Room. (Long story.)
5. Snape's office. (Even longer story.)


Five Lies That Harry Told Draco
1. He never looked at another boy when they were in school. Not that way. Not even Oliver Wood.
2. He doesn't think about Ginny Weasley. Never.
3. He knew on their first date that everything was going to work out wonderfully between them.
4. He believes Draco when Draco tells him the same sorts of things.
5. He completely understands why Draco did what he did the night Dumbledore died.