MF-ing Zombies

Gahd, who knew zombies were so f***ing noisy? I'm ensconced in my office trying to work on ORIENS, the sequel to Tempus, and the bloody neighborhood is full of moaning and groaning and cries of "Braaaaaainnnssss!"

*sigh*

Fortunately the house is well-warded and I've plenty of chocolate, but I knew I should have paid more attention to that potions class where we talked about Inferi. Unfortunately, the formula I'd need to brew doesn't appear to be on Google anywhere and someone (I know it was you, Severus) made off with the text I need. Whatever. Let someone else clean up the mess this time.